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me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what

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So I know I haven’t been on lately, and I apologize to those of you that actually liked this blog. I’ve been through some rough patched these last few months and didn’t have time to give this blog enough attention, but was on my main one (Upgrade-my-ego- if you want to follow *Wink wink, nudge nudge). BUT, I’m back, hopefully for a long time. 
-S

So I know I haven’t been on lately, and I apologize to those of you that actually liked this blog. I’ve been through some rough patched these last few months and didn’t have time to give this blog enough attention, but was on my main one (Upgrade-my-ego- if you want to follow *Wink wink, nudge nudge). BUT, I’m back, hopefully for a long time. 

-S